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| MATHEMATICS
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| Smart
man + smart woman = romance |
| Smart
man + dumb woman = fair |
| Dumb
man + smart woman = marriage |
| Dumb
man + dumb woman = pregnancy |
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| OFFICE
ARITHMETIC |
| Smart
boss + smart employee = profit |
| Smart
boss + dumb employee = production |
| Dumb
boss + smart employee = promotion |
| Dumb
boss + dumb employee = overtime |
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| SHOPPING
MATH |
| A
man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs |
| A
woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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| GENERAL
EQUATIONS & STATISTICS |
| A
woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
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| A
man never worries about the future until he gets a
wife. |
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| A
successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend. |
| A
successful woman is one who can find such a man. |
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| To
be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
and love him a little. |
| To
be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and
not try to understand her at all. |
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| Married
men live longer than single men, but married men are
a lot more willing to die. |
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| Any
married man should forget his mistakes, there's no
use in two people remembering the same thing. |
| Men
wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. |
| Women
somehow deteriorate during the night. |
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| A
woman marries a man expecting he will change, but
he doesn't. |
| A
man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
and she does. |
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| A
woman has the last word in any argument. |
| Anything
a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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| There
are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman
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| before
marriage and after marriage. |
